This morning I came across an amazing thing.
Every morning during my walk to the MRT I will cover a short path with those park benches at the sides. So I will always see this environment worker (a.k.a road-sweeper) taking a break or something on one of those benches.
He's quite a young chap...one look can tell is Chinese national...but watever...so this morning I saw him again sitting on the bench but he's looking over something. As I walked past him, I was like going 'WAAAAAAaaaaaa..........'. This Chinese chap, wearing a cleaner's uniform, is practically typing away on a IBM Thinkpad. IBM ok?...not Acer, not HP...is bleddy IBM....
Wa lao eh!! Foreign talents all life too good izit?!?! Nao hia!!
I want to buy notebook need to think so long....yet this bugger can sit there use IBM....'foreign talent' cleaner earn more than me??? And somemore is brand new one....cos can see the surface protector thingy on the lid. Worse still, just a short distance away is his cleaner's trolley. On it, tadahh...his brand new laptop bag. IBM logo so big on it somemore....
Win leow lor....now cleaner no need sweep floor leow lor....use Thinkpad play Facebook leow lor....no wonder over the years I hear so many local scholars break bond and zao....bcos here even wanna be cleaner also difficult....simi job also give foreign talent. Locals kio sai only.
Pleeeeease la....lidat hor go ask those foreign talents to make more babies for the nation la...wat for ask us to help? We only know how to comprain money not enuff only mah...watever baby bonus give the bangala lor...1 baby give us $6k...u give bangala $6k, he give u 12 babies, u tan tio right? Lidat the bangala babies will increase, even more future foreign talents to tap on....swee bo? And also dun forget our heartlander Marias. U give Maria $6k, she will happily go find Mr Bangala Boyfriend and make u 12 babies plus take care of his brother's other 12....win-win situation ornot?
Haizzz....pekcek...now every day I'm gonna see that IBM-touting bugger-of-a-cleaner playing Facebook early in the morning. If I'm ever going to be suicidal, I will make sure I kill him first den I kill myself. Pffftttt.
Every morning during my walk to the MRT I will cover a short path with those park benches at the sides. So I will always see this environment worker (a.k.a road-sweeper) taking a break or something on one of those benches.
He's quite a young chap...one look can tell is Chinese national...but watever...so this morning I saw him again sitting on the bench but he's looking over something. As I walked past him, I was like going 'WAAAAAAaaaaaa..........'. This Chinese chap, wearing a cleaner's uniform, is practically typing away on a IBM Thinkpad. IBM ok?...not Acer, not HP...is bleddy IBM....
Wa lao eh!! Foreign talents all life too good izit?!?! Nao hia!!
I want to buy notebook need to think so long....yet this bugger can sit there use IBM....'foreign talent' cleaner earn more than me??? And somemore is brand new one....cos can see the surface protector thingy on the lid. Worse still, just a short distance away is his cleaner's trolley. On it, tadahh...his brand new laptop bag. IBM logo so big on it somemore....
Win leow lor....now cleaner no need sweep floor leow lor....use Thinkpad play Facebook leow lor....no wonder over the years I hear so many local scholars break bond and zao....bcos here even wanna be cleaner also difficult....simi job also give foreign talent. Locals kio sai only.
Pleeeeease la....lidat hor go ask those foreign talents to make more babies for the nation la...wat for ask us to help? We only know how to comprain money not enuff only mah...watever baby bonus give the bangala lor...1 baby give us $6k...u give bangala $6k, he give u 12 babies, u tan tio right? Lidat the bangala babies will increase, even more future foreign talents to tap on....swee bo? And also dun forget our heartlander Marias. U give Maria $6k, she will happily go find Mr Bangala Boyfriend and make u 12 babies plus take care of his brother's other 12....win-win situation ornot?
Haizzz....pekcek...now every day I'm gonna see that IBM-touting bugger-of-a-cleaner playing Facebook early in the morning. If I'm ever going to be suicidal, I will make sure I kill him first den I kill myself. Pffftttt.
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