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October 18, 2009

Good old days dear 401s...

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Great to see you guys again! 401 pah buay toh....woot!

Had a great time hanging out with old drinking buddies at UP last night. Nothing's changed, just as wild as usual. It's really a good thing to hang loose and have plain old good fun with people who have no trouble being themselves and drink their guts out while making merry. Hell yeah, I'll say.

Baby met them for the first time and fitted right in. Hope you had a good time too sweets :)

Check out the pics under Crap Shots.

Today we finally decided to go watch Cloudy with A Chance of Meatballs in 3D.

Just drop me a plate of sashimi everyday...

Saw the trailer for Toy Story 3. Looking forward to it (^.^)y

Full cast of characters back in action...

October 17, 2009

Take it away PCK...woohoo!!

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Win liao lor PCK...total spoof king. Luff until squirt pee.





October 6, 2009

I'm still kicking and alive...

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This post is to tell you that I'm not dead yet.

What else can still happen to me? When such an unfortunate and unlucky experience can even befall upon an ordinary me, seriously, how worse can my life get?

A handphone not even a month old...gone.
A beloved cap given as a birthday gift by my beloved...gone.
A pair of nice flip-flops chosen by my love...gone.

The bloody pig who did this to me, I believe karma will soon knock on your door. Trust me. No way you can run.

September 7, 2009

Fitting in...

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Today's my official 1st day in my new position and there are already plenty of work to be done.

I'm not complaining, it's just about getting my ass straight and fit in. It's not an easy job at the very least as I never thought myself to be able to teach, don't say training others.

Thinking of it, I feel so not confident though. As I see it, things are pretty new to me in a way so it's hard for me to tell how far I can go. Tsk...cannot cannot...it's now or never. Otherwise, like wat my director said, time goes down the road and I still hentataki. The way he reinforced that thought in my head got kinda scary. It's like if I don't take this wake-up call now, there won't be another. Still, I appreciate the words of advice he had given me so far. It's true I have been putting on deaf ears for too long.

If I'm alone, probably I wouldn't have taken this route. Now with baby by my side, I'll be quite an ass if I have nothing to provide.

So let's hope for once, I can taste some success in something I do.

(^.^)y

August 30, 2009

5 Month Day...

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Last Friday was a good Friday. When it's good means got good things happened.

Firstly, I finally got a successful job interview. Congrats to me, I'm coming out of my hiatus. I'm abit worried though, cos the job's about teaching...and I never taught in my whole life. If I may, I'll probably be like the guy in GTO.

The most crucial thing is kids nowadays are so much different from last time. But they are not the scary ones. Is their mothers. Even school principal also will scared one. Even the fearsome discipline master also cannot siam their clutches. Even Ah Longs also cannot make you go down on your kness like they can. They never hold M16 before but write letter is one-shot-one-kill. Jialat...how sia. Can only pray.

Next good thing, Baby had 2 free tix to Mayday concert! I hadn't been to any concert since a long long time so this came at a good time. Somemore Mayday surely happening, which in the end really did not disappoint at all. We were supposed to be seated balcony-side but it's really nice of the organisers to bring all the balcony-ers down closer and put us on the terrace seats. So instead of watching high and dry, we had a better view facing the stage. Which is all the better bcos it means clearer photos taken.



Overall, the whole concert was pretty entertaining, with excellent lighting effects and powerful acoustics. Mayday themselves did a good job at hyping up the spectators, cracking up a few laughs here and there throughout the show. I also think they really satisfied their fans with the long encore that went on probably for a good half hour or so.

Thanks Baby! I enjoyed my night!

(^.^)y

August 26, 2009

Joke of the day...

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50 Things you don’t say while having sex:

01. Is it in yet?
02. Is that it?
03. You have to be kidding me
04. (phone rings) Hi? Oh, nothing special. You?
05. Am I supposed to pay you for this?
06. Should I call you tomorrow?
07. Oh mama, mama!!!
08. Oh daddy, daddy!!!
09. You look better in the dark.
10. Oh, this is much better than with my last boy/girlfriend.
11. I thought it was supposed to go into the other hole
12. Don’t tell my husband/wife
13. You have the bra as my mom (particularly bad if the girl says this ;)
14. This sucks
15. Could you hurry up a bit? I have to go to a meeting
16. I hope you’re not expecting a raise
17. I think this could make you get the job
18. Damn, is that all you know ?!
19. Did I mention I have herpes?
20. We have to get married now
21. Hurry up, the game is on in a few!
22. I’m hungry
23. I’m thirsty
24. zzzzzzzzzz
25. Are you trying to be funny?
26. Can you drop me off when you’re done?
27. Are those real?
28. Before I forget, I’m breaking up with you
29. What is that smell? Is that you?
30. You’ve never done this before?
31. WOW! I’ve never boobs like that! (and then start grabbing them)
32. Do you know what certain female spiders do after mating?
33. You sure look like your sister
34. Your mom’s pretty nice
35. What did you say your name was?
36. Do I really still have to be here in the morning?
37. Again? I had trouble staying awake the first time!
38. Owwww, and you had just started
39. You’re almost as good as a 9-year-old -- and I can know!
40. Don’t touch that!
41. You wanna order a pizza?
42. I think my dad is eavesdropping
43. Smile, you’re on Candid Camera!
44. Is there anything nice on TV?
45. Get your hand away from there!
46. I think the condom tore 10 mins ago
47. I knew you had a stuffed bra!
48. "Cover me guys, I’m going in!"
49. TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
50. The ceiling needs some white paint ;-)

Baby n I had our anniversary dinner as Astons Prime tonight. A long-awaited steak treat and I decided I never had better.

@ Centrepoint


Had ourselves both a healthy serving of Long Fed Tenderloin which is thick and meaty, with no chewy cartilages to bother about.

See how much meat is there? Walan eh shiok ah!

Hope you like my gift too Baby. It will definitely look good on you. It's not the best a man can give but for now I hope it shows that I appreciate you and what you have done for me.

Anyway the pics for this will be up soon in the sidebar. Probably tomorrow. Now lazy. It's the steak. Makes people lazy. LOL.

(^.^)y

August 24, 2009

What is Sunday without the sun?

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Earlier baby and I tried Sentosa for the 2nd time this month and thinking that finally we could get some tan. And it had rained the day before so I thought ok maybe wun rain so soon again. OMFG, am I wrong or what? The bloody sky just had to open up once again and spoil an otherwise perfect Sunday with baby. WTH is wrong with the freaking weather??? Twice we did not manage to catch any sun......damn it.

Nevermind, luckily there's the fulfilling dinner at HK Kim Gary Restaurant @ Vivo to compensate. Baby decided to commemorate our anniversary early so this one's on her. I had something else planned a couple of days down instead, more of which will come next post. The food's pretty good and I really like the different approach in the serving layout. Things like, they placed the cutlery and utensils and serviettes into a simple clear Tupperware-like container. Neat and gives a clean, hygienic impression. The ordering forms are placed categorically in an uncluttered leather folder. How slick is that? The presentation already win liao. I will go back there definitely.

Baby had her new wardrobe recently and she wanted to look for storage so we visited Daiso since the bloody place everything also sell. Go visit her blog if you wanna see what items she bought. I randomly thought of buying a shoebag, thinking that Daiso confirm got sell. I almost killed myself for that bcos I just couldn't find a decent shoebag in the whole freaking store. You know how it felt when you visit a store that's supposed to sell all kinds of shyt, then you hit a lightbulb wanting to buy something, then you cannot find it...=.=...KNN...how can lidat??

But heng, in the end found a multi-purpose drawstring storage bag that looks decent enough. And it's only $2. If not, I sure ^#%& the whole place upside down left right centre.

HAPPY 8TH MONTH MY DEAREST!!

(A little something in my own words for you...)

When the horizon looks dark
Yet a ray of light shines unbroken
Wrapping yourself around
the jaggedness of life
Braving adversities unspoken
You gently led me among the strife
from friend or foe
an implausible fool's paradise

With open arms you embrace
the truth that is my face
Forever immortalized in my heart
For me the love you lavishly part

Loves, Your Baby.
(^.^)y

August 22, 2009

Wooo 7th month lai liao...

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Ok so the Chinese 7th month, or some call it the Ghost Festival, comes and then you starts to wonder where the haze comes from. I'm a smoker yet it just doesn't cut it with me smelling of incense instead of my own ciggie. I mean it's like you know, the incense burning and all, and then the smoke just envelops everything in its path?


Imagine walking by the void-deck, seeing the residents lunging packs of incense paper, some of them well into the process of their offerings, and then you see a wall of smoke floating towards you, it's like whoaaaaaa and then like wtf, you can't siam at all? And then it's like a life or death situation, walk thru it or die taking a detour......what would you do?

Well, I took the detour and lived. Like that I can enjoy my puff better.

Anyway I feel that all these rituals and stuff are dying out sooner or later. I doubt my generation or anyone born later than me would ever practice the traditional festivals like the older generations do. Except Chinese New Year of cos. Who can ever do away the practice of receiving free money?

Watched Jack Neo's new movie, Where Got Ghost, a couple of days back. Reviews were quite critical but I have to something to say about these critics. Either they don't understand local humour at all or they are gay. I watched it precisely for the kind of local humour that suits best for a homeboy like me. If anyone thinks that the movie is low-class compared to foreign comedies, well go fuck yourself. It takes a really really good script to make a foreign comedy work, which in the case of The Hangover, is also really really rare.

"wa eh nai sar nehh?...wuu Mickey miao ehh"...ROFL

Go catch this show. You dun understand Hokkien nevermind, also will laugh one. You dun laugh then you got something wrong...really.

August 19, 2009

Homemade delights...

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Earlier baby and I had our eat-in special, where we would get our hands dirty and cook for ourselves (yes, I helped).

What's in the cooking:

  1. Half a pack of spaghetti
  2. Minced pork
  3. Mini portobellos
  4. Prego's sauce with mushrooms
  5. Olive oil, black pepper and salt
  6. Campbell's clam chowder
Then we down it all with ice cold root beer. Fulfilling!! Then comes the dishwashing session...sian...but I promised to do it anyway.

Ok next we shall plan a more chinese menu.

(^.^)y