You Are Not Alone (mrbrown remix)

My weekly diet of mrbrown's podcasts never fail to entertain me. This one cracks me up simply bcos of how close at heart the whole matter of recession is. mrbrown did a good one rewriting Michael Jackson's You Are Not Alone, hilariously digging at our dear Men in White as usual.

Since mrbrown did not provide accompanying lyrics, I took the liberty of writing out the lyrics word for word from his edited song. Have a good laugh :D

Economy contract, you just might get the sack
Your leaders understand, because we are your friend
Recession has arrived, and salaries will dive
Don't worry we're in charge, we'll make a million bucks

Everybody thinks we make too much, and be out of touch
But from the bottom of our gahmen hearts, we say......

You are not alone, the gahmen's here with you
Though our incomes' far apart, we also take pay cut
You are not alone, ministers suffer too
Every month could buy S-class, now can only buy E-class
You are not alone

If you're retrenched, I'll scold your company
And ask them why they never care, like we care!!

You are not alone, the gahmen's one with you
Let us feel you in the dark, you can feel us play your part
You are not alone, we'll face the storm with you
Though we stay Sixth Avenue, but we feel for Punggol too

You are not alone, the gahmen's close to you
So close we touch your heart, so close we smell your fart
You are not alone, we are here for good
When recession goes away, we'll restore our pay
You are not alone

Woah...ohhh...ohhh...
Take a paycut...we gonna take a paycut...yeah
Woah...ohhh...ohhh...
19 percent is alot of money...yeaaahhh
Woah...ohhh...ohhh...
We're incorruptable!!
Woah...ohhh...ohhh...
We're here for you, you're not alone(not alone)...
Woah...ohhh...ohhh...
Always here for you(always here for you), taking paycut for you...
Woah...ohhh...ohhh...
Vote for us, forever and ever (vote for us)
Woah...ohhh...ohhh...
We love you, we feel you, we love you(not alone...woah)
Woah...ohhh...ohhh...
Woah...ohhh...ohhh...