OK, this is why im so gonna hate Sat. Cos i need to go take IPPT. I have no idea how being able to do 6 chinups, sprint under 10s, hop 2m, 36 situps and run marathon are going to help me defend the country. Seriously. Scared i cannot hold my gun and shoot ar?
I was a bleddy SAW gunner for goodness sake. I spent a good 6 months with dat bleddy son of a machine gun and now ask me to go back take IPPT only. At least call me back for some action lar. Like an all-expenses paid trip to East Timor or something. At least i get to kill someone there and get away wif it. Or Kuwait lar. Den maybe got chance get autograph from Prince Harry. Pfffffttt....waste my time only. KNN.
As sideline I was a mechanic. Send me go undercover also song. See the eee-rah-kis they use the vehicles all same as Spore one wat. Send me go there i comfem sabo them cham cham. Like put superglue on the seats lar, change the battery to Eveready one lar, sabo the clutch so they forever gear 1 lar, remove the door handles from inside lar.....
See? so many things i can do but den ask me do IPPT only. CCB.
