June 11, 2008

Memoirs of a 27-year-old...

Things learnt...
  1. walk and talk
  2. things that bore me could actually make me sleep
  3. the scary black box that blinks is actually a television set
  4. I can't pee and sneeze at the same time
  5. but I can pee standing, sitting or squatting
  6. the shaver wasn't meant for eyebrows
  7. there are girls on this planet
  8. love, hate, pain, joy, anxiety, jealousy, failure, success, paranoia, deception, truth
  9. there's a limit to how high a height I can jump from without getting injured
  10. how small I am just by looking into the night sky


Ok, so the young ones are finally coming back from Nippon soon. Hope they have a safe trip home and bring back lots of goodies.

Tonight DBL O again. Somebody's bday is going on and somebody is going to get drunk but this time it wun be me, I swear on it. I let my guard down previously and almost caused myself unnecessary trouble. My buddy got things worse off. Cannot let suay things happen twice.

Sat is gonna be fun. Finally I'm getting my butt down to Sentosa to have lots of tan and probably lots of eye candy too, if you know what I mean (^.^)y... Hopefully it will be a cloudless night too. Den I'll be basking myself in the history of the universe right on the beach........wooo can't wait.