Aiyo our Olympics team got so many foreign talents yet not one medal. Mai lao kui la....bey paiseh...
When I watched the part of the opening ceremony where the contingents were parading on the tracks, a funny thought came over me. How would our contingent make their appearance?
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...Ways to represent the country at Olympics Opening Ceremony
...Ways to represent the country at Olympics Opening Ceremony
- Replace the leading country flag totem with ERP gantry
- Wear white polo tees with "Money Not Enough" printed on back
- Take out handphone and SMS family & friends to remind them to see you on TV
- Use loudhailer to call for support while smiling and waving
- Everybody carry a NTUC plasticbag on left hand
- Take miniature Merlions from plasticbag and throw towards cheering spectators
- Issue summons if they throw back ......and miss
- Walk in a single file as if queuing
- Horn at contingent in front and ask them to walk faster
- Even before the ceremony starts, use tissue packs to chope place on the field
ROFL. (^.^)y
