November 1, 2008

WTH is Halloween?

  1. It's supposed to be a 'holy evening'.
  2. One of the oldest celebrations of mankind.
  3. It's a mixture of Pagan and Catholic origins.
  4. Trick-or-treat is the ancient equivalent to modern Ah Long's O$P$.
  5. Just another day for unscrupulous merchants to hike up prices.
  6. A time when you can see totally irrelevant retailers suddenly start selling Halloween stuff.
  7. Is the right day for Macdonalds to release Halloween Hello Kitty.
  8. Why no Halloween Toto Grand Draw?
  9. Pumpkin belongs to the same family as the cucumber.
  10. The biggest pumpkin in the world tipped the scales at a whopping 1,446 pounds. It is a fucking big pumpkin.

Went to Bali Hse & DblO last night. I could have stayed at Bali Hse whole night and enjoyed my beer. Some of us were in costume. They had to go somewhere. DblO lor.

Long queue....$30 cover....weak aircon....massive crowd....fucking bastard son of a bitch who purposely nudged his ugly twisted butt at me juz bcos I stood near his table....crappily closed at 3am and we were just like standing around for an hour in there....

Never celebrated Halloween my whole life...who knows the 1st Halloween night I spent outside was such a disappointment. It's not even classified as a public holiday. Sux big time. N a bloody waste of money.

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