Don't die here...

I came across this old post of mrbrown, touching on the issue of sending our old folks to stay in homes across the Causeway, well the reason being cheaper. Being mrbrown, he had to make fun of this. He just had to. And I love it. Bcos it's freaking hilarious. Walao eh.

So if you old liao wanna die, dun die in SG. ROFL.

Anyway here's the podcast. Enjoy the lyrics.

There's a place, Batuk Bahak.
Where the old folks can roam free.
And this place very cheap. Got many palm trees.
Work whole life in Singapore.
But still Broke until teng kor.
Don’t want you. Go and die in another country.

When it's time to mati, dun pay 90 cents for a kopi.
Send ur dad and mum. They have chewing gum.

Send ah kong, find budget old folks' home.
Health minister say got discount across Causeway.
Since all really dying, may as well make space for the living.
Singapore too small, pls go to JB.

You may think it is far, skarly bad guys steal ur car.
Lagi worse if u drive BM or Honda.
Don’t be scared, not so bad, just don’t stop if tire flat.
There's no jam if u choose to go on weekdays.
When u go to Johor, u can also do some shopping
Seafood cheap n fresh, u can save some cash.
Send ah kong, move to a bigger place.
Health minister say that malaysia boleh.
They got pirate movie and power tokat ali.
Why choose Singapore, better go JB.

Send ah kong, if he kenna sick.
Health minister say ambulance on the way
Gahmen very caring. It's just an option they are sharing.
Singapore loves u. Grow old in JB.
Gahmen very caring. It's just an option they are sharing.
Singapore loves u. Grow old in JB.
For you and for me
Got no ERP
It's cheaper u see.
Go die in JB.
Do it for your children.

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