I would kill to keep all the blissful memories I ever had with my loved one in my head. If anybody tries to take them away from me, I would probably bomb their house, kidnap their family members and behead them, send hate mail, assassinate their loved ones from afar, throw exploding fart packets into their car windows, drop slugs into their underwear, spear their eyeballs with chopsticks, douse their privies with kerosene, set them on fire and make them watch, dig out their insides and putting them back......OR......I would jolly just send in the elite yet grumpy old auntie from the market and bug the hell out of them.
Ok, I was just being random...and a tat violent for that matter. I was reminiscing about the good times I had since my dearest significant other came into my life and I was just wondering why there are people out there trying to spoil us. Oh, maybe not 'people', more accurately, 'person'. Strange. Of all people, it had to be us. Why? This question kinda belongs right up there, under "mysterious and the unexplained", nearly on par with the UFO archives.
Though I must say the recent nuisance really gave me a good perspective of 'this kind' of person. A person who cowardly hide behind his/her own shadow yet still could self-justify his/her own pitiful existence by being a whistle-blower with such confidence that he/she actually think he/she is right and when that fails, began to make empty comments that even a 5th grader would have gotten the impression that those are just nothing short of jealousy and snide.
Is this person really smarter than a 5th grader?
I guess not. The pest probably had an intellectual revelation and thought better, since there hasn't been any funny messages from it lately. Yo pest, if you are reading this, a piece of advice: try your resume at Cirque du Soleil. Your clown act was pretty commendable. Probably I would see you on a unicycle or something at their next world tour.
(^_*)
Ok, I was just being random...and a tat violent for that matter. I was reminiscing about the good times I had since my dearest significant other came into my life and I was just wondering why there are people out there trying to spoil us. Oh, maybe not 'people', more accurately, 'person'. Strange. Of all people, it had to be us. Why? This question kinda belongs right up there, under "mysterious and the unexplained", nearly on par with the UFO archives.
Though I must say the recent nuisance really gave me a good perspective of 'this kind' of person. A person who cowardly hide behind his/her own shadow yet still could self-justify his/her own pitiful existence by being a whistle-blower with such confidence that he/she actually think he/she is right and when that fails, began to make empty comments that even a 5th grader would have gotten the impression that those are just nothing short of jealousy and snide.
Is this person really smarter than a 5th grader?
I guess not. The pest probably had an intellectual revelation and thought better, since there hasn't been any funny messages from it lately. Yo pest, if you are reading this, a piece of advice: try your resume at Cirque du Soleil. Your clown act was pretty commendable. Probably I would see you on a unicycle or something at their next world tour.
(^_*)
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